Disneyland Heaven

There was an advertisement of HK Disneyland shown on TV that day and Jaina stood rooted watching the whole ad. When it finished, she turned to me and asked in a voice like she was asking about heaven,"What is that, mummy?"

Mummy: It's Disneyland.

Jaina (still with 'heavenly' tone): Can we go there?

Mummy: No. We can't afford it. Unless we save money for it.

Jaina (quiet for a moment): Oh I know!! We can save the money we give to the poor!!!

Mummy fainted and fell off chair!