Episode 4: Our New Hope

It is the morning of March 25 2005. Daddy Chak's "spaceships", having struck from a hidden base, won their first victory against the laws of probability 39 weeks previous.

Thats as far as I'll go before I totally butcher ANH's opening crawl.... Somehow trying to replace the following text:

"During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy…."

started out being cute. After goofing around with the words it began getting moderately awkward until finally it was like reading the introduction to a Hong Kong Category III movie.

So....

Our little bundle of joy, Chak Yeng Kay, Jaina Lucretia, was born kicking and screaming on the morning of Saturday, 25 March at 1051 am. According to my mum, the timing was particularly auspiscious as reversed, its my wife's birthday. Go figure...